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  What reviewers are saying…

  Odelia Grey is delightfully large and in charge in Jaffarian s third entertaining romp.

  -Publishers Weekly

  Odelia Grey is definitely a force to be reckoned with.

  -ReviewingTheEvidence. com

  Jaffarian plays the formula with finesse, keeping love problems firmly in the background while giving her heroine room to use her ample wit and grit.

  -Kirkus Reviews

  [Odelia Grey] is an intriguing character, a true counter against stereotype, who demonstrates that life can be good, even in a world where thin is always in.

  -Booklist

  A sharp, snappy mystery novel … This is a fast and furious read that should be fun to see as a series with Odelia as the lead character.

  -AmaZe Magazine

  An intriguing, well-plotted mystery that will entertain and inspire.

  -The Strand Magazine

  Jaffarian’s writing is sharp and sassy-like her protagonistand she knows how to keep the suspense high.

  -Mystery Scene

  What fellow authors are saying…

  More fun than a lunch pail full of plump paralegals, The Curse of the Holy Pail is a tale as bouncy as its bodacious protagonist.

  -Bill Fitzhugh, author of Highway 61 Resurfaced and Pest Control

  [The Curse of the Holy Pail is] even better than her first … a major hoot!

  -Thomas B. Sawyer, author of The Sixteenth Man and former head writer/producer of Murder, She Wrote

  Sue Ann Jaffarian does a masterful job. Once you get to know Odelia Grey, you’ll love her. I know I do.

  -Naomi Hirahara, Edgar-winning author of Snakeskin Shamisen

  A plus-sized thumbs up. Jaffarian’s a new sharpshooter in crime fiction.

  -Brian M. Wiprud, author of Stuffed and Pipsqueak, winner of Lefty Award for Most Humorous Novel

  Odelia Grey is everything you want in a heroine … smart, funny, and completely unapologetic.

  -Tim Maleeny, award-winning author of Stealing the Dragon

  Odelia Grey is the perfect take-no-prisoners heroine for today’s woman.

  -Camryn Manheim, Emmy award-winning actress and author of Wake Up, I’m Fat!

  Sue Ann Jaffarian

  For Barbara Moore, my former editor, who convinced me a short story about a ghost was worthy of a full novel and even a series.

  As always, a huge debt of gratitude to Whitney Lee, my agent; Diana James, my manager; and all the good folks at Llewellyn Worldwide/Midnight Ink, especially Bill Krause, Rebecca Zins, Marissa Pederson, and Ellen Dahl for their continued support, talent, and encouragement.

  Thank you to the San Diego County Sheriff’s Department and attorney Mark Hardiman for providing some of the police procedural and legal information.

  A very special thank you goes to the warm and wonderful people of Julian, California, especially the folks at the Old Julian Drug Store, the Julian Pioneer Museum, the Julian Hotel, and the Rong Branch Restaurant and Saloon.

  “MOM WENT TO A seance last night.”

  As soon as the words were out of Kelly’s mouth, Emma Whitecastle wanted to kick her daughter’s leg under the dining table. They were having Sunday dinner at Emma’s parents’ house. It was Emma’s childhood home and where Emma had moved after separating from Grant Whitecastle, Kelly’s father, just over a year ago. Instead of a well-landed kick, Emma scowled across the table at her daughter. Kelly was eighteen going on thirty. Graced with the long, elegant legs of a colt and the face of fairy-tale princess, she was both smart and smart-mouthed, and even though Emma would miss her daughter, she was looking forward to when Kelly would leave for Harvard in the fall. The divorce proceedings had been hard on Kelly, and Emma was hoping the move east would help her daughter start a new life without the ugliness of her parents’ well-publicized relationship staring her in the face from the tabloids. Although she still would not be immune, at least in Boston her daughter might escape the Hollywood sideshow and gossip surrounding the divorce.

  “A seance?” Emma’s mother, Elizabeth Miller, asked, her knife and fork frozen in midair. She stared at Emma over the top of her glasses, prim and proper, waiting for an answer.

  Emma looked at each member of her family seated at the table. Besides her mother and daughter, her father, Paul Miller, a retired heart surgeon, was also waiting to see what her answer would be. She cleared her throat.

  “Yes, Mother, a seance.” Emma took a drink from her water glass before continuing. “Tracy asked me to go with her. It had to do with research for a class she’s giving in the fall.”

  Tracy Bass was Emma’s oldest and dearest friend. They had grown apart during the last years of Emma’s marriage to Grant. Tracy had never liked Grant and had not liked the way Emma had changed under Grant’s influence. And Grant, harboring a similar dislike for Tracy, had discouraged Emma from seeing her. Seeing that she lived with Grant and not Tracy, Emma had taken the easier path of acquiescing to her husband’s wishes. But in the past six months, with Emma’s marriage all but dead, the two women had started mending the fences of their friendship.

  Tracy taught full-time at UCLA-the University of California at Los Angeles. She had begged Emma to join her the night before, saying it would be interesting. She had enticed her further with the promise of dinner beforehand at one of their favorite restaurants. Tracy had been right. It had been a very interesting evening, but outings with her flamboyant friend usually were. This one, though, had topped the list. Emma couldn’t stop thinking about it. It played over and over in her head like an annoying ad jingle.

  The table fell into a companionable silence as everyone resumed eating. A few minutes later, Emma asked, “Did someone from our family ever live in or around Julian, California?”

  This time, Emma’s mother dropped her fork with a clunk. All eyes turned to Elizabeth, who lowered hers as she retrieved her utensil from the middle of the plate.

  “You all right, dear?” Paul asked his wife. His eyes, dark with concern, darted from his wife to his daughter and back to his wife.

  “Just a little clumsy, that’s all.” Elizabeth put her fork back down. “I guess I’m not very hungry.”

  “Where’s Julian?” Kelly asked.

  Emma turned to her daughter. “It’s a small town in the mountains east of San Diego-a historic gold rush town. I looked it up on the Internet this morning.”

  “A ghost town?” Kelly asked with rising interest.

  “No, it’s still a small but thriving community. In fact, it’s known for its apples. According to the man who led the seance, we have a black sheep in our family who came from there.”

  “Do tell, Mom.”

  “Would you believe our family tree harbors a murderer?”

  “No way!”

  “That’s what the man said. A woman who killed her husband. She was then promptly hung.”

  “That’s pretty wild. Is this on Grandma or Grandpa’s side?” Her young, eager eyes darted between her grandparents.

  “I didn’t do it.”

  In unison, Emma and her mother jerked their heads in the same direction but saw nothing. Kelly and her grandfather kept eating.

  Emma turned to Elizabeth. “Did you hear that, Mother? Sounded like someone whispering. How odd.”

  Abruptly, Elizabeth got up from the table. “Why don’t you all have dessert on the patio. It’s so lovely outside.”

  Paul left his place at the table and went to his wife. “Are you sure you’re okay, dear?”

  Elizabeth patted his arm. “I’m fine, Paul, just tired from the theatre last night, that’s all.”

  “Mother, why don’t you rest? Kelly and I will clean
up and get the dessert.”

  “Thank you, Emma. If you don’t mind, I think I’ll skip dessert and go upstairs and read.”

  Emma and Kelly were just finishing cleaning the kitchen when Nate Holden, Kelly’s boyfriend, dropped by.

  “We’re going to a movie,” Kelly announced.

  “You kids want some pie before you go?” Emma cut into an apple pie and placed a slice on a dessert plate.

  “No thanks, Mrs. Whitecastle. The movie starts soon.”

  Emma smiled. Nate Holden was a polite young man from a good family and the same age as Kelly. He was tall and slim and wore his brown hair long. They had been dating for almost two years. Emma wondered what would happen to the relationship once Kelly and Nate went their separate ways in the fall. While Kelly was heading to Harvard, Nate was off to Stanford. Seldom did high-school infatuations hold up under longdistance stress and strain. Kelly had been torn about going to Harvard because of Nate, but in the end, she knew she couldn’t miss the opportunity. As much as Emma liked Nate, she had been relieved when Kelly had made her decision to go East. She didn’t want her daughter to plan her life around a man as she had.

  After Nate and Kelly left, Emma carried a tray holding two slices of warm apple pie with vanilla ice cream and two cups of decaf coffee out to where her father was relaxing on the patio. Emma took a seat in a chaise longue next to him. Beyond the patio, the family’s black Scottish terrier, Archie, rolled around on the grass.

  “Apple pie?” her father asked as he readied to take his first bite. “Where did this come from?”

  “I picked it up from the bakery this morning.”

  Paul studied his daughter with interest. “I didn’t think you liked apple pie. Thought you were a lemon meringue kind of gal like your mother.”

  Emma shrugged. “Generally, I am.” She took a bite and chewed, savoring the homey flavor on her tongue. “It’s not that I dislike apple pie, I just never think of having it. Guess it’s because we never had it much while I was growing up. This, however, is quite tasty.” She took a sip of coffee between bites. “Funny thing-this morning, when I was at the grocery store, I got the most intense craving for it.” She laughed. “So much so, I’m surprised I didn’t stop the car and dig into it on the side of the road like some junkie.”

  The words startled her father. He stopped eating. “This morning? You got the craving for apple pie this morning?”

  “Actually, the craving started last night during that silly seance. It was quiet, just the leader speaking, and suddenly I could smell apple pie or at least cinnamon.” Again she shrugged. “It was probably one of the candles they were burning. Some candles smell good enough to eat.”

  “Honey, how did Julian come up?”

  “Julian, California?” A bit of pie escaped from her fork and landed on her blouse. Emma dabbed at it while she thought about Julian. “It was something Milo said to me.”

  “Milo?” Paul’s graying eyebrows raised like two caterpillars snapping to attention. Milo wasn’t a common name, but it was one he’d come across before.

  “Yes, Milo, the leader of the seance. He said someone, a spirit, wanted very much to talk to me. Said it was important.” She glanced at her father. “How silly is that? Tracy was almost green with envy since no ghosts were speaking with her. Just me and two other folks had that dubious honor.” Emma’s tone was filled with amusement. “Milo asked me if I had family in Julian. Said the spirit was a woman from there.”

  “Did he say anything more about the woman? Any details? A name?” Paul tried to hold himself back. He didn’t want his daughter to sense how concerned he was, at least not yet.

  “Just a woman who’d been hung for murdering her husband.”

  Emma looked over at her father. He was sitting on the edge of his patio chair, watching her as if she were a child ready to take a nasty spill.

  “You don’t believe this malarkey, do you, Dad?” When he didn’t answer, she continued. “For cripes sake, you’re a doctor-a scientist.”

  Paul took a big drink of his coffee. “As a doctor, I studied science, Emma. But during my years as a doctor, I witnessed many astonishing things. Unexplainable things. Things having to do with death and dying, and things that happen when people die. The idea that spirits of the dead, or ghosts, are among us and are trying to communicate with us is a fascinating one, is it not?”

  Emma gave it some thought. “Yes, it is, in theory. But I’m not so sure it’s real. Last night, except for me, the other two people Milo said had … well, visitors, is how he put it … were desperately looking for that contact. They attended the seance hoping, even praying, that someone they loved would speak to them from the grave. It would have been easy for them to grasp at any straw.”

  “But what about you?”

  “What about me?” Emma fidgeted in her seat. “I went to keep Tracy company. For me, it was an evening with a friend, nothing more. Maybe Milo was trying to make a believer out of me, to rope me into his scam. Considering it was fifty-five dollars a head last night, it really is quite a scam.”

  “Are you sure that’s the only reason you went?”

  Her father had a knack for digging with questions like some folks worked with shovels. Emma always thought he should have been a psychiatrist instead of a surgeon. When she looked away without responding, he continued.

  “Emma, I know things have been very unsettling since you and Grant split up. Your child is about to move away from home. You don’t have a career or real purpose in life, and you’re floundering a bit. Maybe, in some way, you went along with Tracy to look for answers, perhaps even a focus to your life.”

  This time, Emma looked directly at her father. “Really, Dad, does that sound like me?”

  Paul Miller shrugged with frustration. His daughter had both hardened and softened during her marriage to Grant Whitecastle. She was more cynical these days, but she also lacked the spunky backbone she’d had growing up. He missed the inner strength that used to glow from within her like a candle in a jack-o’-lantern.

  “Hard to say, Emma. You used to be much more determined and focused than you are now. I know you’re hurting, honey, but it’s time to move on.”

  “You trying to get rid of me, Dad?” Her tone was joking, but in her heart Emma was a bit scared.

  “No, honey, far from it. You’re welcome to live with us as long as you like. You know that. We love having you here.” He paused and studied his daughter before speaking again. “But I think it would be healthier for you to get on with your life. You are far too young to be holed up here with us old folks. Travel. Buy a home. Find a career. As soon as a fair settlement is reached, sign the divorce papers and get on with your life. Kick Grant Whitecastle to the curb like he deserves and be done with him.”

  “You sound like Tracy.”

  “Tracy is a smart and charming woman. I’m very glad you two are spending time together again.”

  Emma laughed lightly. “I’m not so sure Mother agrees with you. I think she’s afraid I’ll adopt Tracy’s bohemian ways.” It was true. Elizabeth loved Tracy Bass like a second daughter but didn’t understand why Tracy preferred vintage secondhand shops to Saks.

  “And I think Tracy rubbing off on you a little wouldn’t hurt.” He smiled at her. “And that’s a doctor’s opinion.”

  Emma and her father sat in silence, enjoying the evening. Archie brought over a tennis ball and dropped it at Paul’s feet. Paul picked it up and tossed it, and the dog scampered off in the direction of the throw. Archie brought it back, and Paul threw it again. After another throw, Paul decided it was time to tell his daughter about Ish Reynolds.

  “Your ancestors did come from Julian, Emma.”

  “So it’s true?”

  He tossed the ball again for Archie. “Yes, your mother’s people were originally from Kansas but settled in Julian in the mid to late 1800s.”

  “Is that what agitated Mother at dinner? That I found out?”

  “Partly, yes.”
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  Paul Miller sat forward in his chair and studied his daughter, locking eyes with her. When Archie came back with the ball, Dr. Miller patted the animal and gently ordered the dog to lie down. Archie obeyed.

  “How much do you remember about the time following Paulie’s death?”

  Paulie was Paul, Jr., Emma’s older brother. He had been hit and killed by a car after dashing into the street to get a wayward ball. It was a tragic accident, both for their family and for the man whose car had struck Paulie. Emma had been nine years old when it happened. Paulie was eleven.

  “I remember how difficult it was on Mother-on all of us, but especially Mother.” Emma swallowed. “Mother always blamed herself, didn’t she?”

  “Yes. That’s nonsense, of course. Elizabeth was and is the best of mothers. It just happened so fast. No one could have prevented it except for Paulie. He was old enough to know not to run out into the street.”

  Emma watched as a gray film covered her father’s face like plastic wrap. She knew her parents had never gotten over the death of their son, no matter how many years had passed.

  “But what does Julian have to do with Paulie’s death?”

  “About six or seven months after Paulie died, your mother got it in her head to try and contact him.”

  “Contact him? You mean Mother went to a seance?”

  Paul shifted in his chair. “Your mother went to many seances and spent a great deal of money, most of it on charlatans, trying to reach your brother. She was obsessed with it-needed to know how he was and to beg for his forgiveness-but nothing happened. Then, almost a year to the date of Paulie’s death, she went to someone new: a young man recommended to her by someone she’d met at another meeting.”

  “Let me guess. Mother found Paulie’s spirit there like a pair of sunglasses waiting to be claimed at the lost and found?” Emma snorted softly and got up to clear the dessert dishes. A slight chill wafted through the patio. She was ready to go inside and forget about spirits and seances.

  Paul put a hand on his daughter’s arm. “Please sit down, Emma,” her father gently ordered. “This is important.” Emma stopped fussing with the dishes and sat back down.

  “Your mother never spoke to Paulie, but she was assured by another spirit that he was fine. It made all the difference to your mother. It brought her back to us.”